Pathos
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About Pathos

Biography:

I was raised by a variety of farm animals. I speak very good Cow. You would be udderly impressed.

Location:

[secretly hugs rubber chicken]

Interests:

Running in slow motion to inspiring music.

Occupation:

I'm the guy in your fridge who turns the little light on. [cramped wave]

Home Country:

Australia

Favorite Music:

I only listen to natural music. My favourite is "Ducks quacking on a lonely pond."

Favorite Movies:

The romance ones where the girl or guy dies horribly at the end. God those are funny!

Processor:

Solar Powered Abacus

Mainboard:

I'm not sure but I think the chicken wire was a mista-- [blows up]

Memory:

Two Sticks of Carefully Molded Gum.

Hard Drive:

Bah, I write everything down. PaPeR rUleZ - keep the truth alive!!!

Graphics Card:

None. I just hire midgets to mime what I should be seeing.

Sound Card:

I glued a baby rattle to the side of my tower. If I want sound, I kick it.

Operating System:

I designed my own! It runs via voice recognition! Only works for whales, though...

Power Supply:

My PC runs on love. [removes shirt and pants and hugs case]

PC Case:

I use an oversized Lego Brick. Pretty good ventilation.