what is what is small, green, and square?
reflect
Why do black guys always wear black gloves when they go to the cinema?
- They have to see when the chocolate runs out.
Sry for shitty english. x:
There was a Finnish guy, Swdish guy and a gay at the top of Eifel tower.
They were supposed to throw something that they have a lot to the ground.
So the Finnish dude threw a Finnish mark (our currency before euro) and said "we have a lot of these". The gay threw a fake cock and said "we have a lot of these". The Swedish dude pushed the gay over the edge and said "we have a lot of these".
Stifmeister -)Campers(-
"Empty-net goals are for homos."
~ Al Iafrate
What is the easist way for a Swede to remove comdom?
- By farting.
Stifmeister -)Campers(-
"Empty-net goals are for homos."
~ Al Iafrate
What is the best thing in Sweden?
- Road to Finland.
Stifmeister -)Campers(-
"Empty-net goals are for homos."
~ Al Iafrate
Yeah Steve really likes to tease Swedish guys
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A polish kid died this morning drinking milk. Why is that ?
The cow sat down.
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What do they write on belgian swimming pools' floors ?
Don't forget to dive back up.
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Two belgian tourists want to cross a river. One say to the other :
- Damn I can't swim, how the hell are we gonna get to the other side ?
- Well we could walk on these floating trees.
- Damn you're idiot, they ain't trees, they're crocodiles.
- Oh let me check this out, I'm gonna throw this brick on one of them.
He does so, and runs like faber several meters away behind a tree. Seeing his friend not moving, he tells him :
- Man what the hell are you doing ? Get over here, he's gonna eat you!
- Nah it's okay, I ain't the one who threw the brick.
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