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  1. 09.03.2009, 02:53 #31
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    How many apples do I have if I have 5 apples?







    5 APPLES!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Aim View Post
    How many apples do I have if I have 5 apples?







    5 APPLES!!!!!

















    shit...
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?























    To get to the other side hahaha
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    My favorites remain Chuck Norris'

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    It is said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

    Too bad he has never cried EVER.

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    Aliens actually exist. They don't come to our planet because they're afraid of Chuck Norris.

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    The Berlin wall was built to keep Chuck Norris away, EPIC FAIL!

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    If you got 5 dollars and Chuck Norris got 5 dollars, Chuck Norris got more money than you.

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    If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.



    I don't know where it came from because Chuck Norris isn't that impressive
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    If you got 5 dollars and Chuck Norris got 5 dollars, Chuck Norris got more money than you.

    Mam w dupie czy ktoś mnie lubi czy nie lubi...
    Mam w dupie swoje myślę swoje mówię...
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    Chuck Norris faster stands than you are running
    ~ never never stop stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stifmeister View Post
    What is the easist way for a Swede to remove comdom?



    - By farting.
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    When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet
    the water gets Chuck Norris
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIMbaland View Post
    When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet
    the water gets Chuck Norris
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    Mam w dupie czy ktoś mnie lubi czy nie lubi...
    Mam w dupie swoje myślę swoje mówię...
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    Why did Michael Jackson call Santa Claus?







    - He wanted to know the names of the naughty boys.
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    What is similar between Santa claus and Michael Jackson?





    - They both empty their bags on the floor of children room.
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    chuck norris sorts black pencil's in colors
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stifmeister View Post
    Why did Michael Jackson call Santa Claus?







    - He wanted to know the names of the naughty boys.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stifmeister View Post
    What is similar between Santa claus and Michael Jackson?







    - They both empty their bags on the floor of children room.
    haha thats really mean.


    hm sad. just stay a "legend" on gz these days. inactive since decades or activ as "Alias" with vpn lol.
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    Ghosti´s Mum is so fat
    Her bloodgroup is nutella
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