Naked Cowboy Runs for Mayor of NYC

[Nitro]

He's not gay. I think you're just jealous you don't have his 1337 body

[RAFAEL (OLD FRIEND)]

what a crazy guy
more one

[Stifmeister]

He's not gay. I think you're just jealous you don't have his 1337 body

I don't want my ribs to show up like that.

[Phantom]

Naked Cowboy takes legal action against Naked Cowgirl

The famous busking, not-technically-naked Naked Cowboy of New York is threatening legal action against an also not-technically-naked female performer called the Naked Cowgirl.

The Naked Cowboy, who is frequently seen in New York's Times Square, strumming a guitar while wearing only a cowby hat and a pair of white briefs, has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the Naked Cowgirl.

The Naked Cowboy, whose real name is Robert Burck, is demanding that the Naked Cowgirl - also known as Sandy Kane, who performs in a red, white and blue cowboy hat and matching bikini - stop ripping off his trademark.

Burck says if Kane's going to make money by posing for photos, he wants her to sign a 'Naked Cowboy Franchise Agreement.' Most of his licensed franchisees are required to pay $5,000 a year or $500 a month, and must go through a screening process.

Kane, who is in her 50s and whose real name is Sandra Brodsky, is a former stripper who's now a fixture of the city comedy scene. She insists that she doesn't owe Burck anything.

this is the naked cowgirl

[GODLIKE]

this is the naked cowgirl

BAH!!!!!!!! !

[Stifmeister]

this is the naked cowgirl

You've followed this Naked Cowboy very closely ever since I posted this news last year.

[Phantom]

You've followed this Naked Cowboy very closely ever since I posted this news last year.

of course i did .. hes hott .. id take the guy , you can have the woman