How to handle losing at serious sam

[[_KlesK_]]

Since the clan tournament 2015 will soon begin, many matches will be played, and therefore many will be lost. Handling the feeling of defeat after a lost game is something that everyone should learn, so I proudly present to you:

KLESK'S GUIDE ON HOW TO COPE WITH LOSING

After a defeat, repeat these commandments, and the truth will appear to you:

1. Of course I lost, he has lower ping, everyone knows that a lower ping means victory
2. Of course I lost, he has higher ping, everyone knows that people with higher ping are more difficult to aim at because they teleport
3. OK, we got the same ping, but I had a lot of spikes, while I'm sure his netgraph is but a green continuous bar
4. Sure thing he won, he surely has a 100 euros mouse/keyboard and a 255 hz 0 ms monitor, while I'm stuck with these cheap components
5. Yes, I've got a gaming rig, but surely his is far better and more expensive
6. Of course I lost this FFA, I'm a duel player
7. Of course I lost this duel, I'm a teamgame player
8. Of course I lost this teamgame, I'm a FFA player
9. He is a lamer who only uses unbalanced weapons, no surprise he got the upper hand
10. Noob map, if we had played in ST/LT/Fortress/Skyrim I would have won for sure
11. He only won because he is a nerd who plays 24/7, while I never play because I have a social life, fuck videogames, they are for losers
12. If the stats say that I played 93 matches in the last 3 days while he only played once, it's surely because he always uses aliases, damn noob
13. Bah, only camping, he can olny win if he plays like this
14. All aim no brain
15. Cheater, WH, speedhack, aimbot, autoshot, autobots, autocorrect, lightbulbs!
16. I was not playing seriously, I was just having some fun, lol noob he believes he can beat me
17. Why does no one love me
18. Unbalanced game, if we had played in QL/SSHD/UT/Tetris I would have pwned him
19. This server sucks, everyone knows that the only pro settings are serious difficulty, infinite ammos, no shotgun and health replaced with chainsaw
20. He only won because I still have to get used to these new settings
21. Where's the ether? Mescaline's not working
22. My grandma died two weeks ago, of course I can't play well
23. I didn't lose, my brother was using the pc
24. I'm sure he is a fat virgin nerd who never leaves his room, I might have lost but I'm an alpha male with tons of bitches and friends and money

I hope these Hinduistic sentences will be of use to you guys too, learning how to accept defeat is essential

[BoyZyatoR]

[Observer Mastaa]

[AmcoTraD]

HanG's complete vocabulary.

[Pheonix]

So funny, ha-ha.

[GraphX of GZ wow]

I'm going to use it, pretty good manual

[Forsaken]

HanG's complete vocabulary.

[CLICK]

Fucking truth

Enemy vision:
40% equipment
30% inet quality
20% cheats
9% luck
1% skill

[QuietStorm]

[Petter]

1 and 2 were standards to justify loosing in the early days. Justify to myself that is.
I've also used 10, 20, 24, 16, 13 and 8 once or twice.
24 and 11 are the same thing (for me). Never used those though, since I was that guy back then
Good list

[Gods Hand]

HanG's complete vocabulary.

damn i was to writing that xD

[Skyward]

1. Bah, only camping, he can olny win if he plays like this

That's what i'd say...

1. All aim no brain

And this is typically what people would say about me

[The Insider]

damn i was to writing that xD

I wonder if this thread was to be created if SGI participated in the CT

[AmcoTraD]

I wonder if this thread was to be created if SGI participated in the CT

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[Forsaken]

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seems like he holds a grudge against SGI... well he'd better look at his own clan which accepts former cheaters........