Post the stupidest things that you have heard.
Here's a few of mine:
One time one kid I know said "Africa is a country! I swear it is!"
I'm just like "You moron..."
He also said that China was a continent.
Another one was when I was walking out on the parking lot to my truck to drive home from school. I saw a few of my friends rocking this girl’s Honda element back and forward in the parking lot. Then, this other girl comes and says to them, “Are y’all shaking her car?” and I just said sarcasticly “Nope, we’re having an earthquake...” and she just said, “…shut up”.