Serious Sam 2 Review

[MAD KING]

i think COD2 would be better if you can be a german in SP like in MP

[Finnish Guy]

5/10 means average. Not so bad

[Nitro]

The next time I want to get some new FPS I'll read this guy's review first. He really seems like an expert.

I totally agree!

I wonder if he ever did a review for SS:SE

[Stifmeister]

I totally agree!

I wonder if he ever did a review for SS:SE

Now that I did a little search... He did. (Well "Serious Sam", based on the screenies I'd say it's SS:FE, which actuall rocked a lot.)

But it's pretty old review.. But still he gave 10/10. Too bad he only analyzed the single player and didn't observe the multiplayer aspect.


SERIOUS SAM

Guns, Shooting, Lots and lots of shooting, Huge guys, Blood What could be greater?

Graphics: These graphics fucking rocked (released in 2001?). They are fucking excellent and thanks to the engines great design you can have a bajillion great looking enemies on screen. I can fucking blow away a billion guys in a huge fucking egyptian palace piece of shit. The graphics are good yes. Sound: Sounds good. No it doesnt. The music sucks ass and all the gun shots sound kind of muffled like they are 22khz. Except for the minigun which is good.

Gameplay: OMG ITS FUCKING ROCKS. THERE A BILLION FUCKING GUYS ON SCREEN AND I CAN BLOW ALL THOSE FUCKERS AWAY IN A GIANT BLOOD FUCKING MESS. Not to mention the last boss is FUCKING HUGE. This is so great. And the main character is manly unlike all these other pussie games (Not HL though). Hes a huge guy with huge fucking muscles that can blow away anyone. Except in SS:SE and the xbox version he looks fucking gay. Like BigBoy with a huge ass, ass chin.

Story: Shit is going down with the egyptian past or something and you go to kick some ass. Lame ass story but who cares when you are blowing the shit out of hordes of guys with a giant ass minigun.

This game was beautiful and full of death. I give it a 10/10

[Nitro]

hahaha I LOVE this guys reviews they are right on!

can you give a link to a website with his reviews please?

[Stifmeister]

hahaha I LOVE this guys reviews they are right on!

can you give a link to a website with his reviews please?

Yeah they sure are!!!!

Link to articles

The easiest way imo is to search... But remember, he's not the only one writing the reviews. Suislide - read his articles.

[MaTr0xXx]

I love him

CALL OF DUTY 2:

"Who the fuck re-uses character animations? Make new ones you lazy pussies."
"Hell i fucking cut off a guys leg and stabbed it in his forehead then kicked him through a 4th story window and rolled on the around pulled out the sniper and shot each of his testicles."

SERIOUS SAM:

"Hes a huge guy with huge fucking muscles that can blow away anyone. Except in SS:SE and the xbox version he looks fucking gay.Like BigBoy with a huge ass, ass chin."

I'd like to listen to what he says when he plays

[MaTr0xXx]

Yeah they sure are!!!!

Link to articles

The easiest way imo is to search... But remember, he's not the only one writing the reviews. Suislide - read his articles.

thanks for the link Steve, I can't wait to look at the other reviews

[MaTr0xXx]

Only one person on this forum likes it and his name begins with an R

Rambo of TR clan?

[MaTr0xXx]

FAR CRY's review. Read especially the sentences in red


Finally a damn game comes out after like 30 years of waiting and it doesnt suck ass! Finally! And best yet its a first person shooter! Also here is a short clip of the amazing AI this game has to offer *cough* Awesome AI

Graphics: The graphics are fucking sexy, infact so much i blew my load all over my keyboard while playing this game. So i had a hard time moving afterwards. Either way these game is fucking good looking with rendering huge ass beautiful looking maps. Although it does make the trees a certain distance away into 2D sprites. OH yeah those look fucking great (cough). The maps all have great skins all over and EVERYTHING is bump mappped which fucking rocks because now it all looks great. The pants and tiles, rocks, chest gear, all look like it actually has depth. The water and gas and all the other shit looks incredible. Also all the models are so damn great looking, they are smooth and dont look like the way some shit looks like in Doom 3. LIke that chick in the game, i could totally tell she had depth with her boobies and then she shot out milk into my eye and i went blind and died. Everything using pixel shaders (gas, water) looks so damn good, espically the water. The weapon models are kind of boring but thats it. This game is definatley damn good looking.


Sound: The voice acting is all average, nothing special at all, and so is the music. In fact was there music i could hardly notice because i dont give a shit anymore. All the music in games now days suck ass. The gun shots are pretty good sounding. But back to the shitty voice acting, why do all the god damn enemies have to shout stupid things like "ILL DROP YOUR ASS" OH WOW! IM SCARED NOW! Can't they make some decent fucking one-liners in a game? Like somethong along the lines of "Ill slice your penis and cook it in an oven at 375 for 20 minutes." If some guy said that i would be running. So the audio is all right.



Gameplay: This is where the game fucking shines like a cop's car lights on black guy. First it has the Havok Physics Engine whci makes everything fucking bounce and roll and shit and go all over the place so you can do all sorts of shit. This added with the vehicles you can hit a ramp blow over some guys hit a barrel have it go flying and kill 2 other guys all while spraying bullets at some cunt in a helicopter. BOOYA BITCH FUCING OWNED. So there is a pretty good selection of weapons except the aiming system is a tad fucking retarded and guys take too much to kill sometimes. I should need 20 fucking bullets to kill a guy even if he is wearing a kevlar vest or body armor. So all the game play is fun except a little bit for the shitty aiming system and one other thing. THE AI IN THIS GAME IS POOP! First of all they can see you from like 500 fucking miles away if you blow a fart hiding behind a 50 inch cemet wall. No matter how far away these guys are they can fucking see you, its complete anus. Second when you get too close to them, or you are on some stairs they dont even fire at you. They aim and look stern and dont do shit. WAY TO PROGRAM YOU CUNTS. So the gameplay is fun except for the boob AI.



Story: You are some guy, i forgot his name because its not important. You were on a vacation and someone blew up your boat so you would get involved with this shit to stop it. Of course you just SO HAPPEN to have fucking CIA training. Anyways this doctor guy helps you around the island so you can stop the spread of these aliens fags. You also meet this chick named Val who helps. What the hell kind of name is Val? That sounds like a man's name. So then you stop the aliens and beat the game. GOOD STORY (cough).

[Stifmeister]

[Stifmeister]

Just read his "GUN" review.. I'd like to see what kind of game that is. It actually got less points than SS2.

[Plutonium]

[Paradox]

So what do they say? I never NEVER read reviwes! Pictures are all I need

[MaTr0xXx]

Just read his "GUN" review.. I'd like to see what kind of game that is. It actually got less points than SS2.

LOOOOOOL. He definitely doesn't like that game
btw he got a great sense of humour, he knows how to make you laugh as hell. And he is an expert, he played many games...