Far Cry review

[MaTr0xXx]

Made by Sluislide - Pay attention to the sentences in red

Finally a damn game comes out after like 30 years of waiting and it doesnt suck ass! Finally! And best yet its a first person shooter! Also here is a short clip of the amazing AI this game has to offer *cough* Awesome AI

Graphics: The graphics are fucking sexy, infact so much i blew my load all over my keyboard while playing this game. So i had a hard time moving afterwards. Either way these game is fucking good looking with rendering huge ass beautiful looking maps. Although it does make the trees a certain distance away into 2D sprites. OH yeah those look fucking great (cough). The maps all have great skins all over and EVERYTHING is bump mappped which fucking rocks because now it all looks great. The pants and tiles, rocks, chest gear, all look like it actually has depth. The water and gas and all the other shit looks incredible. Also all the models are so damn great looking, they are smooth and dont look like the way some shit looks like in Doom 3. LIke that chick in the game, i could totally tell she had depth with her boobies and then she shot out milk into my eye and i went blind and died. Everything using pixel shaders (gas, water) looks so damn good, espically the water. The weapon models are kind of boring but thats it. This game is definatley damn good looking.


Sound: The voice acting is all average, nothing special at all, and so is the music. In fact was there music i could hardly notice because i dont give a shit anymore. All the music in games now days suck ass. The gun shots are pretty good sounding. But back to the shitty voice acting, why do all the god damn enemies have to shout stupid things like "ILL DROP YOUR ASS" OH WOW! IM SCARED NOW! Can't they make some decent fucking one-liners in a game? Like somethong along the lines of "Ill slice your penis and cook it in an oven at 375 for 20 minutes." If some guy said that i would be running. So the audio is all right.



Gameplay: This is where the game fucking shines like a cop's car lights on black guy. First it has the Havok Physics Engine whci makes everything fucking bounce and roll and shit and go all over the place so you can do all sorts of shit. This added with the vehicles you can hit a ramp blow over some guys hit a barrel have it go flying and kill 2 other guys all while spraying bullets at some cunt in a helicopter. BOOYA BITCH FUCING OWNED. So there is a pretty good selection of weapons except the aiming system is a tad fucking retarded and guys take too much to kill sometimes. I should need 20 fucking bullets to kill a guy even if he is wearing a kevlar vest or body armor. So all the game play is fun except a little bit for the shitty aiming system and one other thing. THE AI IN THIS GAME IS POOP! First of all they can see you from like 500 fucking miles away if you blow a fart hiding behind a 50 inch cemet wall. No matter how far away these guys are they can fucking see you, its complete anus. Second when you get too close to them, or you are on some stairs they dont even fire at you. They aim and look stern and dont do shit. WAY TO PROGRAM YOU CUNTS. So the gameplay is fun except for the boob AI.



Story: You are some guy, i forgot his name because its not important. You were on a vacation and someone blew up your boat so you would get involved with this shit to stop it. Of course you just SO HAPPEN to have fucking CIA training. Anyways this doctor guy helps you around the island so you can stop the spread of these aliens fags. You also meet this chick named Val who helps. What the hell kind of name is Val? That sounds like a man's name. So then you stop the aliens and beat the game. GOOD STORY (cough).

[Stifmeister]

Once again one hell of a review.

This guy should definitely get a job at some PC magazine!!!!!

[MaTr0xXx]

Once again one hell of a review.

This guy should definitely get a job at some PC magazine!!!!!

yeah....

[Finnish Guy]

lol

[Paradox]

Do u think its 9/10 ?

[M a T R o X]

Hey, this game is very fun and nice looking etc as you said, blabla....

But do you mean Far Cry, or Far Cry Instincts? only Far Cry right?
Cause Instincts isn't on PC
When will it come to PC?

And yes MaTrOxXx, about miiles they see you, so f00king bad :S

LOL, and yeah I thought you meant that.. I didn't read that so much, what you wrote there.
When you shot A guy like 2 times in the foot, he dies

ROFL, and on the map Fort (I think it's called, somthing like that)

I went under a small bridge (by wood) 3 guys stand there talked.
And I was pressing *V* (Crawled) I crawled under the bridge, until I was exactly under them.
Shooted one shot in the foot of them (of a broken wood bite with a hole through it)
and one of them said "What the hell?" and looked under their feets on me. But didn't shot.
They kinda couldn't shot through the hole LOL, but I could.
So one of them just looked, cause the computer kinda search to you. You know..
And I shooted him in the face etc.. and Killed them all........................

And about that they can see that like miiles long
When they are to long away they kinda don't shoot, just look on you
Looks funny kinda.

ROFL, and another funny thing..
As you also talked about MaTrOxXx..
If you're coming on bridge, and they are under you kinda as you said....
But another thing with that as you didn't said but I think you kinda mean..
If they hear you they say: "Did you hear that?" or "Did you see that?"
or "Can you hear somthing?" or Can you see somthing?"
LOL, and when you staying they just say: "Whatever it was, I don't care!"
If they say "Can you see somthing?" LOL, then they should look for it, don't say.. "I don't care!"
Yeah you understand all that, it's funny.

Well, Far Cry is a damn good game anyway